User:szyslak

My name's Ben

As a Wikipedian, I'm really nothing special. My edit history is comprised of fixing typos, editing pages on useless pop culture topics and other wastes of time. I'm lazy, so I don't do anything useful. I have no featured articles and never will.

I'm named after this fictional character.

Barnstar(s)

	The Teamwork Barnstar
	Thanks Szyslak! You assisted in various ways on the Paul McCartney FAC. Thank you! Without your help and support McCartney would not be a FA today! ~ GabeMc ^{(talk\|contribs)} 21:41, 9 July 2012 (UTC)

Userboxes

About me

This user is a male.

This user lives in, or hails from, Los Angeles.

I love NY

This user ♥ NY.

This user has visited 23 of the 50 United States.

23

This user is left-handed.

This user was born during the Carter administration.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

UCSC

This user attends or attended the
University of California,
Santa Cruz

BA

This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in linguistics.

This user contributes using Safari.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using an
iMac.

This user is a Sagittarius.

⚤

This user is straight
but not narrow.

Wikiprojects and philosophy

This user has been a member of Wikipedia since August 10, 2004.

A LOT

This user has read 6,930,663 Wikipedia articles.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

admin+

This user feels that criteria for adminship are generally too high

This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

~~del~~

This editor is a deletionist.

This user values the quality of Wikipedia articles over the quantity and thus supports the merging of related content and deletion of articles that violate policies and guidelines.

1RR

This user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.

Chicago,
Illinois

This user thinks articles about large U.S. cities should be titled simply "City", not "City, State".

This user was a member of the inactive League of Copyeditors.

This user participates in
WikiProject California.

UC

This user is a member of
WikiProject
University of California

Languages and usage

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-3

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.

de-1

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

la-1

Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.

they…

This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

which & that

This user joins with Dickens, Melville, and other great writers[1] in rejecting the canard that which may not be used for restrictive relative clauses.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

Just for fun

Add

This user is found on many virtual communities.

f

This user diligently maintains a facebook profile.

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

Lisa

If anyone wants this user, they'll be in their room...
What kind of userbox is that?

Moe

This user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

CBG

This is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!

LOST

4…8…15…16…23…42…
This user is LOST…

This user must save the cheerleader to save the world.

This user prefers
New York pizza

This user loves blue cheese.

This user does drugs.

INO

This user knows that In-N-Out is what a hamburger's all about.

You can help improve the articles listed below! This list updates frequently, so check back here for more tasks to try. (See Wikipedia:Maintenance or the Task Center for further information.)

Fix spelling and grammar

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Fix wikilinks

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Update with new information

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Expand short articles

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Check and add references

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Fix original research issues

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Improve lead sections

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Add an image

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Translate and clean up

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Help counter systemic bias by creating new articles on important women.

Help improve popular pages, especially those of low quality.

Multi-licensed into the public domain
I agree to multi-license my eligible text contributions, unless otherwise stated, under Wikipedia's copyright terms and into the public domain. Please be aware that other contributors might not do the same, so if you want to use my contributions in the public domain, please check the multi-licensing guide.